Four hour agile subcommittee meeting

Don't know whether to file this under "what happens when something becomes a buzzword", "people who don't get it", or "baby steps, baby steps", but today at standup (for an organization not traditionally agile, but whose avowed intention is to become agile), someone casually mentioned the words "four hour agile subcommittee meeting". It is one of the most wonderfully oxymoronic phrases I've heard in a while.